John Reis is a staple of the San Diego music scene from his days with Rocket From the Crypt, Drive Like Jehu, Hot Snakes and the Nightmarchers, his latest adventure in sound. Reis also runs Swami Records, the spawning ground for several of his other projects, including his former stripped-down combo the Sultans. Beside his obsession with music, Reis also likes to seek out tiki bars while he is on the road. He put together a list of his top Polynesian libation outposts that you will need to make note of on your next trip.1. La Mariana Sailing Club, Honolulu: The real deal, pieced together over decades. It exudes soul in ways that contemporary bars (tiki or otherwise) can't compete nor can compare.
2. Tiki Ti, Los Angeles: A tropical refuge amidst urban turmoil and the gloom of sooty skies. Potent libations and a magnificently welcoming atmosphere.


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Slug -- the poster boy for indie hip-hop -- is just about the most punk artist out of "Minne-snow-ta" since the
1. Pee-wee Herman: How could you not buy this -- it says different things when you push his belly! No explanation needed.
2. Christopher Walken as the "King of New York": This movie was great! I am a fan of anything that involves Christopher Walken or Schoolly D. But to have them both in the mix? Get outta here!
3. Al Pacino as "Scarface": As a rapper, I am required to have a love for 'Scarface.' What better way to show that love than to own the dolls? I have practiced and mastered both of these facial expressions. I will show you sometime.
4. Master P: Plastic bling; camo gear. If you push his chest, he says, "Uhhhhhhhhh nah-nah-nah-nah," and then he waits for a few uncomfortable seconds before he repeats it. Awesome!
5. Cheech Wizard: If you are not a graffiti writer, or a comic collector, or a pervert, you probably have no idea who Cheech Wizard is. And I am probably breaking some sort of code by exposing you to him. Deal with it.
I consider myself an amateur historian of country music, or the world's most enthusiastic fan of country music's female artists. And it bugs me how some amazing artists are virtually unknown to the general public. So here's my initial attempt to change all that, courtesy of Spinner's Count Five -- Country Music's Greatest Underappreciated Female Artists (you won't find these names in the Hall of Fame):
Alison Sudol, who does her music-making under the name A Fine Frenzy, doesn't have a lot of rainy days to herself. That's a by-product of both living in perpetually sunny Los Angeles and being a perpetually busy singer, songwriter and pianist who last year released her debut album, 'One Cell in the Sea.' 



